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Wednesday, 6 September 2017



We walked into the cbt hall and took our seat. I looked around me and smiled inwardly. The formation was perfect. This exam was going to be a peanut. It was a sure pass. In fact, we were going to give them an assignment.

One of the CBT moderator in front of me was directing students to their seats and I bowed my head in order not to attract any notice. All of a sudden a shadow fell upon me and I was forced to look up. Oh God! Why now? Why me? There he stood with that irritating smirk he wore around like it was his birthright. I quickly schooled my features to hide my dismay. Maybe he wouldn’t notice my apprehension. No such luck. He may not have noticed it, but he certainly meant to induce it.

“You, to the next system”;pointing his finger to the other roll
“Sir?”
“Are you deaf? Pack your things, move to the other roll and pick another system”
“Chai!” I lamented in my mind as I sluggishly gathered my course form, pencil and workings sheet, hoping for divine intervention, a miracle, anything! His countenance brooked no argument. My grade was in jeopardy.


My day had just gone from ‘yay’ to ‘nay’. My feet felt leaden, I could barely lift them up. I looked back regretfully as some random student slid into my seat with relish. Oh! What a waste. All my hard work. My formation had been mapped out with the precision of an army general. I had been separated from my army and now I had to fight the war alone. With every step I took, I rained silent curses on him who had done this to me.

Little did I know that I had done this to myself. I had relied heavily on others in order to lighten my own load. Now that I was left stranded, I was quivering like a leaf blown into the middle of the river and sweating like a Hausa man under the scorching kano sun. My nails went under attack and came out looking worse for the wear. Even the unfortunate cover of my lucky pen couldn’t escape my wrath. Oh, Father Lord! I need a miracle, expo from heaven, anything Lord! I began to cast and bind all the witches and wizards (especially him) who seemed to have declared that I would not pass this exam. Every force that is working against my success (including my village people), die by fire! But even prayer could not help me now. It was too late.


“Okay, you can start start now.” said one of the moderator

My first glance at the question that appeared on my system screen sunk me further into despair. I didn’t even know what I didn’t even know. It seemed like my brain had gone on automatic reset.

“you have 10 minutes more.” my system warned.

I jerked and looked around me. 10 minutes ke? Mogbé o! I hadn’t even answer 10 questions out of 70 yet. I hurriedly clicks answers at random.
“you have successfully complete your exam, please silently leave the hall.”
Ah! E gba mi o! Number 25 out of 70. *moku* *mogbe* *modaran*.

Hey, I am finished! 3-credit course! (CHM101 of all courses) I walked out of the hall morosely with tears strolling down my eyes, I couldn’t even respond to the inquiries of my supposed gang who I felt had betrayed me.
I picked up my bag, dusted my trousers and went home to prepare for the next day’s paper.

Moral lesson: Always make hard work and self-reliance your backup plan.

 NB: NON FICTION

Friday, 16 June 2017

STORY by Heritage


'my mother's care is the greatest challenges of my life", Tejumola said.

It was a bright Monday morning as everyone was giving different opinion on how bright and scorching the sun was. Some guessed the day's brightness was a sign of rain likely to fall later in the day while others were of the opinion that it meant the day will be a good and fruitful one.

It was however another day of the usual for Teju, as popularly called by friends and relatives. She was kicked out of bed on that fateful day around 4:30am to engage in her daily routines.

Teju is the daughter of Mrs Olagun, who is now a widow. Teju lost her father to an accident at the tender age of nine. She is the second child among three siblings. She is a diligent, brilliant and gentle girl of 16. She is in Senior Secondary School 2(SS 2).

Being the only girl among the three children of the Olaguns, she was been made to overwork. Her siblings are not helping the matter too as they fold their arms and watch their favorites TV shows every now and then.

On that fateful Monday, she did all the stated chores of hers. On her way to the bathroom, she was caught unawares by her mother who landed a sounding electrifying slap to her amazement.

"Where are your manners? Didn't I told you to bring my food?" Mrs Olagun asked.

It now dawned on Teju that she has just being hitted right now because of her slight forgetfulness. She bursted into tears while she made her way to the kitchen to carry her Mother's food.

Teju went to school that day with a clue of sorrow. She didn't concentrate in class. Her moodiness was noticed by her seat-partner, Michael.

Michael can be said to be the only friend of Teju. He is a mischievous guy who hunts girls with his handsomeness and well built body. He has being developing an hidden emotion for Teju since their SS 1 days. He has being diligent enough not to break their friendship by his emotional approach.

Teju, having no other choice, disclosed what happened and has being happening to her. Michael was taken aback trying to comprehend what might have caused such. He had nothing to say than to calm her down and encourage her to think only of the sensation the future breeds if she persevere.

Michael being a sharp guy immediately seized that particular moment to tell Teju how his emotions is shaped. He used all the lovely words he has in him. He kept on teasing Teju with charming words.

"Are you for real? Teju said looking up this time into his widely clueless eyes. Michael nodded in confirmation. He also buttressed his point by bragging to always be available during the hard times of Teju. Teju agreed.

Michael was obviously happy at his newest jackpot. He pulled her closer to lean on him which Teju conveniently did, they are the only one in the class anyways. She had no choice than to have someone to share and count on.

Days passed, their affection persistently increases. Teju feels comfortable and relaxed to the core whenever she was with Michael. They got fond of each other to the extent that Teju is now having a reason to be happy.

"Teju seems to be always depressed" Mama Tobi said. Mama Tobi is a neighbour to the Olaguns. She had witnessed on different occasion the way Teju was being chastised. She can't keep it to herself any longer.

"Teju is my only daughter. I am helping her build a good future with her own children as a disciplined wife and a diligent mother", Mrs Olagun said. This sentences left Mama Tobi speechless but still want to convince Mrs Olagun but was met with a message-conveying look which restricted her and made her kept mute.

Teju was planning to visit her boyfriend when her younger brother, Deji accosted her with a stick. He passed by Teju without greeting her. That is not a new thing. He dramatically turned back to hit her sister with the big stick in his hand. Teju became enraged and hit the boy with great force which brought out tears from the insolent boy's eyes running down his cheek.

Mrs Olagun rushed in at the cries of her baby boy. She instantly guessed of Teju's involvement. She walked towards Teju after collecting the stick from the boy. She forcefully attempted to hit Teju which was logically dodged by Teju. Teju ran out of the house with a very high speed to Michael's house.

Michael, though was expecting her yet surprised by her approach. She narrated another episode of her Mother's care. Michael drew her closer and hugged her. Teju immediately started shedding tears on someone she trusted.

As Michael's parent were not around on that particular day, Michael caught hold of his chance to utilization. He went inside leaving poor Teju brooding over her fate when she returns back home.

Michael came out with a wrapped paper which contains something like powder. Teju asked what she should do with a powder. Michael laughed it off thereby explaining to Teju that it was not a powder but Cocaine.

"What!!! Where did you get it from? For how long has it being with you?" Teju lamented drawing back from Michael.

"Calm down. Do you think you are the only one that has problem with your parent? I get over their insults and chastisement with this. It has being keeping me strong. Try it, you won't have any cause to worry again", Michael explained.

Teju, now confused, kept mute for a while. Suddenly, she opened up and requested for little. She inhaled it and was feeling hot. She wanted to stop but her hand was seized by Michael to show her that he was there for her. After five minutes of inhaling, she lost control of herself. She was out of the planet.

Michael noticed this, he started cuddling and fondling her which triggered her sensation. He kissed her and after fifteen minutes took advantage of her. He had sex with her thereby breaking her virtue. Teju regained her consciousness after three hours, the deed had been done.

Teju was deep in thoughts on her way home. Moving from one depression to another. She lost her virginity because of her mother's claim to care.

After two days, Michael apologised to her and tried convincing her of taking Cocaine to ease her discomfort. Poor Teju agreed. Michael promised to take her to where it was being sold at a cheaper price.

Teju is now getting on her mother's nerve as she now inhales Cocaine at freewill. Her mother kept beating and treating her as she used to.

Teju visited her vendor on a particular day. She had not spent up to ten minutes when National Drug Law Enforcement Agents barged in on them. They were arrested instantly.

Mrs Olagun was shocked, depressed and curious about what had led her daughter into drugs. Everyone in the community blamed her for her daughter's misfortune. Mama Tobi also had the courage to continue to relay her reservations from last time's argument which ensued between her and Mrs Salako.

Teju was taken to a Juvenile home where she would spend three free years because she was still a minor at the time of her arrest. She lived her life writing about the assault committed against female children either by parents and guardians.

She is now out of Prison with children of her own. She had two girls, one boy.

"This was how I grew up with damaging hatred called 'care' by my mother. My mother got it wrong with how she handles a female child. Female children are much more critical and prone to danger than male children. She could have protected me from being disflowered at that tender age of 17, had it been she made me comfortable around her. I got inspired to be an Activist against Female genital abuse to mitigate or destroy the barbaric care in our society", Teju said to her children.

Teju visits her mother's grave once in three months. Teju's foundation for humanity is growing.

Heritage is an author, poet and fiction writer. He is currently studying Law at University of Ilorin.(better by far)
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Tuesday, 18 April 2017


Story By Akin Omo Akin

Every Student of Unilorin can attest to this piece, it doesn't matter whether we believe in God or not, we all believed in devil existence. In Unilorin we see's the devil everyday. He comes to bank road as Earlier as 6am,even when the bank officials themselves are still on bed, multiply himself into 100 and something people in every banks ATM, he devil himself and other co-worker takes the GTB's. With the sole aim of frustrating your beautiful morning. If you think I'm joking walk up to some of them and inquire about their mission,they be like 

"Baba na card I come buy oo" 
"Na balance I come check oo"

Does that makes any sense,by any form of rationality that someone didn't go home and wakes up the following morning to que in the ATM just to buy recharge card or even check balance ? Believe me it's the Devil thing.

You wake up as Earlier as 5am, hasten to the school terminus, just to get to sch on time and secure a comfy space for yourself ahead of the day lesson only to get to SCH with a crowd filled lecture theatre even as Earlier as 6am like wtf? You're all up on yourself, biting your instinct and asking yourself whether the crowd didn't even go home at all? You take a walk to survey a space for yourself and you finally secure an empty one, and just when you're about to sit the devil speaks again "pls somebody is there" like you gotta be kidding me? Try sitting down, you'll hear the story of Jesus and marry
They'll tell you how they didn't go home the previous day only to sleep in school and wake up this morning to keep space for their distance relative who will be admitted into the university by 2018. And you think it's normal? 

The Devil abduct your HOD the moment you need him most,on a random day you'll see him around the department walking about with his laptop just to clear some student but when you need him most, probably you need a signature on a certain important document before the lapse date you'll hear that he has an appointment with "Ban ki moon"of the united nation and he probably won't return till the Biafra gets independence. ? Oh seriously? 

Can you recall that scene where a month old cadet fresher threatened to wipe a final year students some stroke of cane because he refused to join the que? A fresher who was still in jss1 when the person he threatens turned an undergraduate? Why because literally Unilorin is a primary sch as it is primarily called by the public, on reasonable sense with logical reasoning and establishable fact how would a month old fresher speak shit to someone old enough to be his/her bro?  If not acting under influence of no matter what we just gonna talk it up ,he dare not touch  me unless he's tired of his business here or doesn't want to graduate. 
You think that is normal too? 

If i continue to type all these devilish effect in Unilorin you'll get stuck on this page reading a lot of wretched and substandard long note but there's one popular one that awes me the most 

Getting laid 
Getting laid by a male student of Unilorin is more like embarking on a journey to Antarctica(last place on earth ) very difficult. Normally the devil metamorphose into a girl that tell you No two weeks before you ask her out and this time the devil finally get busy and distracted working tirelessly on other things on campus. so she finally agrees to go out with you, after 3 dates at Item 7, two Dates at Pepsi, and 2000 naira suya at Student Affairs, she finally agrees to come visit you. This is where the devil comes back in Full drive 

On the first day, you wait on her like a Married man waiting on his woman in a labour , you go inside come back outside,check your wrist watch check the weather to see if it's late and you didn't see any slight glimpse of someone who looks like the girl you're expecting, the day went off, and she didn't even have the courtesy to call you and explain, you called her to ask why and she gave  you a pretty dumb excuse like 

"Sorry I slept off in the afternoon and I woke up late in the eve I couldn't make it to your place"

You're horn-mad and infuriated but because you want to *fuck* you swallowed your spit and rescheduled another meeting not knowing that the devil has your destiny flooring down his hand and he's busy smiling at you 

The second time she's much interested in coming and she has already called to confirm if you're home or not, you're happy that this time God has seen to your issue then the devil enters into your lecturer  and ask him to announce emergency test, you're busy staring at the group chat where the message was broadcasted and you called you class rep and confirmed it to be real, the devil comes down to your heart and you started thinking if you should go for the test or you shouldn't ,you don't want to fail and you finally chose the test over the girl.


She came as promised but you're on hotseat the test you'll probably fail because you ain't thinking straight all you got on your mind is how sweet it'd have been if you could see what the color of her underwear looks like, she was very angry  swore never to visit you again, after much persuasion and serious begging she finally decide to visit you, you pick a date And waited patiently on that day to come


You waited on her, morning afternoon,and evening she didn't show up and then your friends and lodge mate are all in your room playing games and seeing movies. Even that guy that has never visited you was with you as well, then she finally arrived and your friends started leaving the room one after the other, the one last idiot was still in there, he didn't stand up it doesn't even seem like he'd in a hour to come, he started a conversation with your supposed girl and the girl was enjoying his company, after alotta pinch, winks and body language he finally decided to stand up and leave, he left and when you're about to start foreplay the devil enters the NEPA and they took the light off.

she started nagging about heat and ask you to leave the door open? Will you probably start courting a girl when the door is wide open? Devil get distracted again and then God answered your prayer the light came back on ,you both started kissing each other, deeply and passionately and when you think she's horny enough to get you started The devil enter into tomi head, one of your lodge mate, she's on your door step, knocking continuously just to collect matches , you didn't want to answer but she didn't stop the girl asked you to go answer her and you came back and pull off your trouser just when you're about to slide through her honeypot she requested for condom, of course you have it under your pillow, you raised it up and you found nothing then you remember giving the last one to bade.

You stand up again and went to evelyn room,the popular girl who is found of home matches, she's has never beingshort of condom only to see that the flippant girl has gone for night class for the first time in her life. You go back into your room and the girl is fully dressed and ready to leave, because it was like 10minutes ago when you check the time and it was 7:11 and now its 10:05 
She left and that's how the devil fuck you down

And you have to restart the same stuff with a new girl entirely 

That is how devil keeps fucking you up over and over. 

Thursday, 13 April 2017



I have lived half of my undivided life wallowing and luxuriating in ignorance of Lagos being the most beautiful city in Nigeria. Practically I have been to almost all the cities revolving around the sod but I still haven't stumbled upon a beautiful city like Ikeja. I have couple of brother who studies at some universities in kwara state, every time they return home from holiday break, they expatiate and descant, fantasizing on how blisteringly beautiful the city of ilorin is. I'll sit quietly like a bullied child ,staring at their mouths as they uncloak the interesting characteristics of the city of which could convince anyone to live the rest of their life in ilorin. Poor me I got overwhelmed and I started thinking of traveling there, just to go have a look and see the beautiful city that could stand really sturdy, competing with the city of lagos. I had no way of persuading my parent as we have no family in the city I could pay visit, I know one day my dream shall come to pass.


I finally graduated from secondary school and the next thing was jamb,university and all, my parent wanted me to attend you unilag I'd have loved to attend unilag too of course, But it was like a big opportunity of fulfilling my dream , oh No mum I prefer Unilorin have you heard about the school ? They have retained unshakable and stable  academic stability calendar since the last 39 years!! How do you know? She asked me ? Haha I have seen it a couple of time in punch news paper and online as well? My mum is the hardest person in my life who seemed almost impossible and very difficult to induce, she wouldn't allow me uphold my decision so I have to prevail her much more, mum beside that they give out tablet to aid the studies of their students,you won't be lavishing your cash on handouts?, as you wish Son!!! . finally dream coming true!! I chose the school not because of the tablet or academic stability but just to fulfil my dream and and killed my anxiousness and curiosity of visiting the city. It was time for post-utme and all aspirant are to travel down to the campus for the exam definitely I'm going to travel as well. I packed few things and called my brothers to tell them I'd becoming to ilorin. I headed to park afterward and we set off from oshodi.
     

    Here we come the entrance of the city, I saw the tiled road illustriously beautified with Candescent asphalt appearing all black like the road in future new York I was so surprised,the car moving at extensive pace with so much comfort , its being 30minute since we entered the city I haven't stumbled on the next passenger beside me,there was no gallops or natural bumps, I looked through the window to have a glimpse of how beautiful the city sides are they were beyond my expectation,unlike Lagos where hold ups slows down the solace of travellers, there wasnt any till we got to the bus stop. We got to the bus stop and everyone highlighted including me , I saw a lot of sign board arranged at the inverse of the roadside, I stared at it for a while and I noticed that the image of the ex governor was twice the size of the current ? I was confused. which supposed to be bigger?I asked myself, like fashola barely appears on Ambode campaign postal infact he has never appeared not in any of those have seen before, Excuse me Sir? Who is the governor ? Saraki or mai gida the bike man answered me humbly "mai gida ni fa, ama  baba ni saraki"   of "course mai gida but saraki is the godfather" I was so amazed and wowed, imagining how respectful the citizen of the beautiful city of Ilorin are, to have accord more respect to their godfather than the state governor.

We got to challenge, the city center it was so beautiful, unlike Ikeja city that has a big vision coverage along roadside,which is basically use for products and movies advertisement, challenge is filled with shops and bridges, appearing even  final than third mainland's, this place is cute, indeed very beautiful!!!!!!!!!! I concluded. The governor house was like aso rock beautifully shining on white paint.the shop rite was a bomb (the best have ever seen so far) this city is great.


I got to my brother hostel a beautiful self contained apartment, painted in grey and harsh colors. It was like I'm home , I have stayed from 2pm and it was 8pm, I was expecting them have taken off the electricity but they didn't bro do you have stable light in here (ahhh oke odo? They don't take light in here even if they do it barely take an hour before bringing it back) wow indeed this place is beautiful. I wanted to call and browse with my phone ? A 4g network appeared!! Oh my God bro? You've got 4g LTE in here the browsing is damn way too fast (ah you'll enjoy your stay down here at oke  odo more like a small Paris in here) surprising!!! Very nice, I said to myself.

It was around 11pm my brother ask if I will follow him to school for night class,I nodded in agreement and we took off it was almost 11pm and I still see ladies moving about ? Aren't there bad boys in here? Don't they snatch purse in here or rape these girls ? He answered ? ( ahh oke odo ? No this place is very peaceful infact the city entirely ) unlike unilag campus area where bariga boys usually raid and rape the girls in the night ilorin is so Pacific I said in my mind again.

It was 11am in the morning ,I was waiting to see the sun rise but it didn't? Haha it dry season bro wouldn't there be sun? Its very cool in here kid bro we don't have scotching sun Unlike lag? Sun usually comes out before 9am I waited till 1pm and the sun was just like those of which rises sometimes after rainfall, so cool that anybody could walk about peacefully without any iota of discomfort innit.

I'm sorry to disappoint you
I'm sorry for being ironic
But it'd have been much finery and regalia only if all of these weren't opposite (IRONY)



He lived all his life in a gloom. 
After his wife's demise. 
Looking for glow always. 
But he never saw one. 

Always on his face is a gawky expression. 
Made him unfriendly often. 
They tried to keep him chirpy. 
It was never a success.

He pursued every pacifier. 
Behaved like a kook. 
Mentally deranged, they thought he was. 
But he was okay. 
Just staid and doleful. 

Not until the ictus happened. 
He associated with love. 
Loved by everyone, envied by few. 

Never did he jabber to anyone. 
He was lax and friendly. 
With the way he went on,
He never expected the lachrymose moments. 

His wife's death opacated his life. 
Leaving not even a reflection of light. 
Once a cheerful man became so sad. 
I feel sorry for him.